I'd go to his book signing if he sends his limo to my house, gives me free Greygoose Martinis enroute, has the car wait for me, and promises I go to the head of the line.
In addition, his book is presigned, no cost, and has $ 100 bills inserted between each page {I hope it's a big book}.
If I've missed any requirements, I'll send him an email.
I can't wait for Mitty's tour.
16 posted on 12/14/2009 11:07:52 AM PST by USS Alaska
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