Dude, I sooo sympathise. I was raised in Marin County, the point of origin for the term “yuppie” and “I want it all now”. Marinoids live on latte, hot tubbing and forays to Trader Joes. The sleepy villages of Marin were invaded by a mass migration of hippies from San Francisco in the post-flower power years and basically had their brains turned to oatmeal mush with crystals, yoga, fad gurus, anti-mucous diets, high colonic therapy, foot massage phrenology, and rampant other-directed self image pop-psychologies. The only sane people left there are the dairy farmers who have responsibilities and work hard.
The only thing I miss is Mt. Tamalpais and Lake Lagunitas. Petaluma is a vast improvement, were the Prius has to share the road with hot rods and pickup trucks.
Ex-Woodacre