The reason it has been so cold in America recently is because our biggest hot air spewers and dangerous CO2 emitters are in Copenhagen giving speeches.
Ha ha.
And I promise not to build a huge coal fired electricity plant ... so no electricity for everyone! Yay !!!
And I’ll ride to work on my electric skateboard!
Or my free government $6,400 electric golf cart!!!!
BTW where do I line up to get my carbon $$$ check???