“After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from golf”.
Translation: “After getting caught cheating on my wife and being dishonest with my sponsors and fans, I have to decided to get my arse atta here, until this whole thing blows over.”
When talk of his “comeback” surfaces, why would anyone think he is going to be able play like he did before? Golf is a game of intense concentration. Distraction and the demise of his public image will be his downfall. Even Tiger’s level of arrogance and seeming self importance won’t be enough to salvage his career. He’s done, one way or another.
Work on his marriage? How’s that workin’ for ya, Tig? Elin is moving to Sweden and has hired a divorce lawyer.
Work on his marriage? How is that going to work exactly?
Tiger: Elin, I’ve been screwing around on you behind your back every single chance I’ve had for the past several years, but now that I’ve been caught I promise from now on I’ll be really really good to you.
Elin: Talk to my lawyer, and keep your checkbook handy.