I don't live far from Austin myself. Or at least not far enough.
Politically, it is a blue city with an Obama-loving Mayor and an entire underclass of leftist students and illegal alien lovers.
I am not saying everyone who lives in Austin deserves to die. I'm only stating the fact that the majority of Austin dwellers is too liberal to fit within the Rebpulic of Texas.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.