I have on a couple of occasions been treated rudely by flight attendants (it was quite a while ago, nothing like that has happened in several years). I was treated in a way that I would never accept from anyone in daily life or commerce, but I swallowed it and went on because I "knew" I would get arrested or at least questioned if I said anything. Apparently I should declare my "Muslim faith" if that ever happens again, and then lay into them.
I can imagine them handing out “tickets”
“You have just earned a short-cut bump toward the front of the head-chopping line, when Allah grants us power.”
How could we turn that around . . . pondering . . .
Below for humor and entertainment purposes only . . .
[snicker, snicker] . . .
“Oh, dear, sorry, I just stumbled and spilled some bacon down the back of your neck.”
or maybe . . .
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to bump you and smear you with my bacon grease based hand lotion/make-up.”
or
“May I shake your hand [grabbing it vigorously]—I’ve never met a Muslim before! [afterwards] I hope you like my bacon grease based hand-lotion.”
or
“Step another step closer and you’ll be wearing bacon spray all over your face.”
or
“After we taser you, we are going to give your hair a bacon grease mousse.”
Perhaps with the added comment: “Would you like to exit this life wearing your bacon grease mousse?”