Drain your own swamp first, Congressman. I know you're only a rookie, but Congress is the problem, incapable of policing itself.
Heh. That's (draining the swamp) part of what corrupted D.C. in the first place.
If D.C. had been left in its original, mosquito infested swamp, state instead of drained and turned into a Federal Utopia... maybe the parasites presenting infesting the place wouldn't have been so inclined to take up permanent residence there?