Yes, you certainly are an idiot, for pressing your word parsing deception here.
Fossil simply means preserved ancient life, or evidence thereof. Quit trying to stretch things for your ignorant convenience.
Well, then, since you are now the sole arbiter of the meaning of words, I guess we’ll defer to your immense power and inscrutable judgment!
Carry on then... Project away!
Oh, and Jesus loves you... All others know you’re an idiot!