[The Comedian]

This has no effect on whether he is a natural born citizen, nor on suspicions raised by his refusal to supply a valid long-form birth certificate.

None at all.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[mojitojoe]

You are right, none at all. A couple of old newspapers, in the hands of an attorney who is building a case, would blow that microfilm right out of the water. Why weren’t the Nordyke twins in the paper? They were born on the same day, supposedly in the same hospital. If they are generated automatically, why is theirs missing from all the papers?