The terrorists are doing their due diligence in screening candidates and we didn’t even do it for our most powerful leader.
“You seem to be reasonably well qualified, but we have only accept verifiable Muslims. This jpeg copy of your Certification of Islamic Conversion is not sufficient. We need to see a certified copy of the long form of the Conversion Certificate with the name of both sponsors, the place and date of conversion and the attending imam. Until we can examine that document, we cannot accept you. Sorry. Next!”