I got a laugh too. I thought I was alone in seeing the “fat people” connection with the scooters. Beck was on a little tiny one, but a couple weeks ago I was in the supermarket and their whole fleet of massive scooters was in use, plus an unusually large number were there who brought their own. I think it was some kind of scooter invasion.
Sounds like a plot! Or maybe just too many Big Macs. Nevertheless, we should watch for a pattern of scooter invaders!