[Cicero]

I had a smoke alarm in my commuting apartment in NYC that went off every time I tried to roast something in the oven. I had to open all the windows when I cooked a meal, and even then sometimes the damned thing went off. And, no, I didn’t burn the food.

Maintenance was unable to fix it.

On the other hand, since this guy is high up in the ATF, I’m inclined to say “guilty.”

[PAR35]

I had a smoke alarm in my commuting apartment in NYC that went off every time I tried to roast something in the oven. I had to open all the windows when I cooked a meal, and even then sometimes the damned thing went off.

Try getting some plywood, drywall, duct tape, drill and hole saw, and follow the directions given in the story....