I am going to guess that the above statement comes from Tiger and not from his wife AND Tiger.
She needs to kick him out of the mansion and keep it along with the yacht, cars, three dogs, bank accounts, and should he insist on the two children, he can have them. It would make her life much easier.
Have I missed anything?
I would only delete the offer of the children to this guy. As a former nanny and mother of two, she certainly loves children, especially her own.
You have overlooked that there is a pre-nup agreement which might provide incentive for her to stay married to him longer.