I wonder if the long legged mack daddy false messiah, the ‘one’ the communists and radicals have been waiting for; will save the poor little girl hanging from the tree?
Maybe the cancelled $1200 Al Gore handshakes money; could have bought a ladder to take her out of the tree?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2402573/posts?page=34#34
Water Vapor, the hidden menace.
Everybody knows that water vapor causes much more Global Warming than Carbon Dioxide, but nobody seems to want to discuss it. We must be bold, and fearlessly denounce this global evil.
Today, we will deal with the forbidden topic of Whale Breath. All we hear is "Save the Whales! Save the Whales;" but should we? I think not. What are the most salient characteristics of the Whale? They are BIG; they live in the ocean (its made of WATER!); and you cannot look at whales very long before you see what? A GIGANTIC plume of WATER VAPOR!!! It comes out of the top of their heads!
They must secretly manufacture this devils brew INSIDE their own bodies. All of them do it, although they are careful to not let people see more than one "Making Vapor" at any given time. People say that whales are smart. I say that they are very smart, and they are making this Water Vapor for one purpose: They want to take over the Erth!
They think that if they produce enough Water Vapor, they can cause Global Warming; and thus eliminate human beings. In this way, they will be the most intelligent animal, and can Rule the World. We must not allow this to happen.
No more "Save the Whales!" Instead. "Kill the Whales, SAVE the Erf!"
DG
(Rush: "Illustrating absurdity by being......")