[AmericanInTokyo]

Oh and don’t forget that when Dear Leader was born on the side of the mountain Mt. Paektu, there was a double rainbow, the birds all chirped, a flash of light appeared in the sky, and litle Yura (oops, excuse me) Kim Jong il came down to earth. / sarc of course

[mkjessup]

And with a big tip o' the hat and *thanx* to "11 Points" at:

http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

Let us not forget THIS outstanding demonstration of KJL's infinite superiority (Tiger Woods? Got a place for you to disappear to for a few weeks and get some lessons to improve your game too!):

# Kim shoots a 38 under par, complete with 11 holes-in-one, his first time golfing. You may not know this, but, according to the state-run North Korean media, Kim Jong-Il is the best golfer in history.

Back in 1994, North Korea's first golf course was opened in Pyongyang, and Kim decided to play it. He'd never golfed before, but wow, was he a natural.

In his first-ever round of golf, he shot a world-record 38 under par... including another world record 11 holes-in-one! And even though all 17 of his bodyguards were eyewitnesses and swear they saw that go down, for some reason, the round-eye devils at "Guinness" fail to recognize either record.

After that round, the media tells us, Kim decided to retire from golf forever, lest he ruin it for us mortals.


Are we not in awe of such amazing talent, AiT?

[SevenofNine]

Are you sure you explain Obama birth OR CHIA PET