[mgist]

What a coincidence!

[RichInOC]

Do they call him “Cuban Pete”?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

If one tries to defect while in the US, their family will
be sent to prison and tortured.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“seizing the opportunity of friendlier overtures toward Havana from U.S. President Barack Obama. “

Naw!

[American Constitutionalist]

Teleprompter Jones to the tune and words of ( Basketball Jones from Cheech and Chong )


TELEPROMPTER JONES

Teleprompter Jones,
I got a Teleprompter Jones
Got a Teleprompter Jones, Obama, oh baby, oo-oo-oo

Yes, I am the victim of a Teleprompter . Ever since I was a little baby, I always be lying'
In fac', I was de baddest lier in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a Teleprompter
And I loved that Teleprompter
I took that Teleprompter with me everywhere I went
That Teleprompter was like a Teleprompter to me

I even put that Teleprompter underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a prompt for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass a lie to
Someone to hit the common man on the shuck-and-Jive
And not end up in the right wing propaganda smear machine
So MSM cheerleaders, help me out

{MSM cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Teleprompter Jones, we got a Teleprompter Jones)
(We got a Teleprompter Jones, OBAMA O baby, oo-oo-ooo)

{while Tyrone Rev. Wright Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me That be bad, the honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole Roman Colosseum to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
David ( the rod ) Axselrod, sing along with us Chick Heath , the Kieth, Olberman, sing along with us
Chris Mr. BO'tingles, don't sing nothin'

Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the prompter
I'll go one-on-one against the world, with the left-handed MSM
I could stuff it to the right and center court with my toes I could prompt on top of the worldstage, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents for Hope & Change
I could, I could lie behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad
I could lie with my tongue, Here I go down court,
Try to stop me
You can't stop me, 'cause I
Got a Teleprompter Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the propmter I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh