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ADMISSION MADE IN EMAIL TO CONCERNED CITIZEN

Todays newest revelation discounts entirely the authenticity of the information on the alleged COLB, which bears the notation “Date filed by Registrar.”

It has been speculated for nearly 3 months, by concerned citizens who have examined the rules of other departments of Vital Statistics accross the country that this designation, “filed by” indicates “submitted to, but not yet accepted as verified.”

[Mygirlsmom]

No worries, Barry is spending Christmas in Hawaii with his sister, you know, going over granny's things, sharing memories and tears....and what do you know! Tucked away in her Bible......little Barry's "carefully aged" Birth Certif!

And all this time, he was covering for the fact that it was lost, just knowing, knowing that somehow he'd find it! A Christmas Miracle!!!!

We now return to our regularly scheduled destruction of America.