Congress and President Obama are proposing a government program the would ‘rescue’ the retail industry.
1)A retail Czar would mandate that consumers spend 25% of their income on black Friday.
2)The Czar would determine which store a consumer could spend.
3) There would be a penalty for NOT spending because X-mas shopping is a moral right.
4) Those that could not afford to shop would be given government vouchers.
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