[Jedidah]

And I HATE his stupid fake accent every time he says “PAH-kee-stahn” and “TAHL-e-bahn.” What a poser.

And I’m tired of hearing the “worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.” He’s an idiot with no knowledge of history. He doesn’t even know about the Carter years.

Or maybe he does, and he’ll just repeat the lie until it’s accepted as truth — or until he manages to make it happen.

[Jedidah]

He’s using the economy as an excuse to run from terrorism. But he’ll break the bank to give every bum free healthcare.

Lord, PLEASE help us.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Hey, I mean, is he Kenyan or Jamaican ?

"Day-O ! Day-O ! TAHL-le-me-bah-na-na !"

[missanne]

Just WHAT accent is he trying to imitate? I just haven’t really figured that one out at all!! Somebody tell me! Seriously!