You're a horrid person.
I came this close to taking Yukon Cornelius as my Freeper handle.
Yukon Cornelius is an exception. He didn’t throw any punches. Santa, the elf choirmaster, the reindeer coach, the other reindeer, etc....they don’t come out looking so good. I like the Burl Ives snowman and King Moonracer, though. So I’m not entirely horrid.