Posted on 11/30/2009 7:30:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
If the enviros had any brains they would have turned tail and run the minute they saw that algore wanted in on their scam. Nothing algore has done has ever come to anything but failure and ridicule and this will be no exception. OK sure, maybe they would have failed without him as well, but he’s the guy who when you look up assclown in the dictionary you see his picture.
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Every time someone uses the phrase “global warming”, you should just start laughing uncontrollably and say, “You really BELIEVE that sh*t?????”
I have an idea. Why don’t we send gift cards for Dr. Kevorkian (AKA Dr. Death) to all the liberals? It would reduce both the carbon footprint and the number of a$$holes in the world!
Now the AlGorians are trying to turn the tables: non-believers have to PROVE that climate change is NOT happening (which is irrelevant, because of course it changes constantly) and further , non-believers must PROVE that humans are NOT causing it. Of course, proving negatives is very difficult. Don’t expect the ignoramuses who buy this nonsense to understand the concept of burden of proof. The AlGorians of course have never presented any evidence either that CO2 causes climate change, or that humans are causing it. For the AlGorian religion, it’s a matter of blind faith.
How about a bumper sticker that says “My CO2 offsets could be provided by your corpse!”
I find Boortz hard to listen to when he says he wants pro-lifers to die, but I agree with him in the “climate change” swindle.
In conversation the other night, with a good friend, highly placed with a major energy provider, he still doesn't get it. He was the one who discouraged me when I was drinking the Gia theory cool-aid all those years ago.
He knows the emails and the evidence is damning, he began that the co2 levels are a concern when I cut his tortured reasoning off. "Dude. The earth is a small body in close orbit with a fusion fireball a million times our size. Galaxy's collide. Many objects that could wipe us out are moving all around us. There's nothing wrong with being a good steward, but try to picture the whole reality."
Dude. It’s getting cooler and we had no hurricanes. The polar ice is getting thicker. Your data...wi eated dem.
translation - Obama at Copenhagen
Great article. It is being sent out to some libturd socialists I work with!!!
"Hadley CRU has apparently been hacked –[epic fraud?]"
Click the picture:
And yes, it is a swindle- a fraud and a cheat and a scam-- a deliberately designed construct intended to con you out of things you hold dear-- money, prosperity, freedom... and a few other things, as well.
However, here are the two papers that,
in my opinion,
demolish AGW/Climate Change and place it in its rightful realm of -phlogiston "science"--
The medical profession has confirmed that a poison contained in a United Nations variant of fudge was the cause of a debilitating brain disease among scientists, now termed Climate Wars Syndrome (CWS).
The disease was secretly suspected by sceptical scientists to have spread rapaciously among the scientific community for two decades and to have taken a terrible grip over the reasoning powers of many. Victims can be identified by their green and alarmist complexion. Other side effects include an irrational hatred of mankind and a Tourette syndrome-like verbal abuse of anyone who uses fossil fuels. Threats of violence may occur. The world first learned of these sensational developments from the Internet on Friday November 20th 2009. The story broke that both the underlying cause of CWS and an effective treatment had been discovered by the due diligence of one man working at the UK’s Climate Research Unit (CRU). A vast community of Internet surfers soon memorialised these profound events by naming them, ‘Climategate.’
From leaked documents we understand that the catalyst for this epoch change in science occurred when a climatologist and self-taught computer programmer known only as ‘Harry’ was sat at his laboratory computer chewing on some fudge. Only after three long years working on this problem and in a sudden eureka moment, did it finally dawn on him. In Harry’s hands was the cause of brain fog mystery.
“F**k! It’s the fudge! It’s serial!” he cried.
Inadvertently, Harry has become the hero the public associate with solving one of the great mysteries of modern science. Since those findings have appeared on the Internet the world has quickly accepted that it was the UN’s foul fudge that caused scientists to suffer this dreadful disease.
Meanwhile, epidemiologists and clinicians have been quick to identify the hallucinagenic properties of the offending fudge to further unravel the mystery. Incredibly, the fudge has been found to contain a psychotropic substance that acts primarily upon the central nervous system where it alters brain function, resulting in changes in perception, mood, consciousness and behavior leading patients to feel delusions of grandeur and a sense of spiritual purpose in their lives.
It appears lone-wolf Harry, wiling away his time in the CRU laboratory subliminally faced the truth and by a process of ‘cognitive dissonance,’ shocked himself out of the effects of the psychotropic intoxicant, a drug now known to cause the hallucinogenic appearance of a mythical beast known as, ‘Man-Bear-Pig’ (MBP). Other experts who have replicated Harry’s experiments confirm the efficacy of the cognitive dissonance reasoning process as a cure. Apparently, most recovering ‘addicts’ (for this fudge-eating was clearly an addiction) soon notice a change starting with improvements in the appearance of their eyes which lose their tainted green colouration.
Other convalescing climatologists, that body of scientists identified as the worst fudge sufferers, are reporting the same side effects as Harry. Symptoms include anxiety, guilt, shame, anger, embarrassment, stress, and other negative emotional states that torment the patient. Epidemiologists have coined the name ’Climate War Syndrome’ (CWS) to describe the fudge-induced malady. Both ‘Climategate’ and ’Climate War Syndrome’ (CWS) have fast entered common usage giving a new handle on what was one of the great mysteries of our time.
Of course, like any serious disease, there will always be patients who won’t respond well to treatment. Those worst cases permeated with the deepest shade of green are believed to be James Hansen, Michael ‘upside down’ Mann and Phil Jones whom, its feared, may all need to be quarantined in isolation for several years.
Those that believe in AGW are flat earthers.
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