You saw the Dolly Parton, vietnam traitor, and Lilly Tomlin version. They didn’t get their pick up back.
Back in high school for our road trips we would make up verses to a made-up song (replace wife with husband as needed!). Started off:
I sold my wife
to the Salvation Army
Got four packs of Marlboro’s
and an old Steton Hat.
Folks say I’m crazy
but I disagree
for the first time in six years
I’m finally free.
(refrain)
Free to have cold beans and whiskey
and honky-tonk bars
Dirty motel rooms
and gazing at stars.