Kaleefirneeah. Duz he knowh he'z puttin a Kennedee in dainjah?
Ai getda nasheenul simpatty ven anudder Kennedee goz kaputz.....
ifn Mariah valls offa dah skee livt at Suhn Vahlley."
" Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are
pure crapola. Chonny, undt Wooty undt ai ghonna ghet jops ass
Val-Mart greetahs, Home Depot paint mixahs, McD's ketchop pumpahs,
undt vaitahs at Ved Lopstah, ven ai loosses mai jop as govnoh."