Before I introduce Mr. Obama, I would like to announce that members of the Judge Advocate Corps of all the services have determined that Mr. Obama is not a natural born citizen, by virtue of his father not being a citizen. They have reported that this makes him not eligible to the Office of President, in light of Article II Section 1 clause 5 of the Constitution."
"With that, I introduce to you Mr. Obama".
"With that, I introduce to give you Mr. Obama".
Sergeant Major!..."
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