The Copenhagen talking points provided by climate “scientists”

Flopping Aces ^ | 11-27-09 | Mataharley

[Starman417]

No commentary (laughing too hard??)... just a link and the summary below for those of you interested in the Copenhagen talking points, conveniently titled The Copenhagen Diagnosis, brought to you by:

Citation: The Copenhagen Diagnosis, 2009: Updating the world on the Latest Climate Science. I. Allison, N. L. Bindoff, R.A. Bindoff, R.A. Bindschadler, P.M. Cox, N. de Noblet, M.H. England, J.E. Francis, N. Gruber, A.M. Haywood, D.J. Karoly, G. Kaser, C. Le Quéré, T.M. Lenton, M.E. Mann, B.I. McNeil, A.J. Pitman, S. Rahmstorf, E. Rignot, H.J. Schellnhuber, S.H. Schneider, S.C. Sherwood, R.C.J. Somerville, K.Steffen, E.J. Steig, M. Visbeck, A.J. Weaver. The University of New South Wales Climate Change Research Centre (CCRC), Sydney, Australia, 60pp.

[Mata Musing: Read brief bios about the above here

To the right of the above link are selections to download the full report in high res, low res and sundry supporting figures.

or read the "flip book" online

Executive summary is below:

[Old Professer]

When I was sixteen and recently licensed to drive, my uncle talked my mother into sending me to his place, 20 miles up the road and three mufflers to the ‘farm’ up the holler about this time of year.

There was a fence to be built with my cousins; complete with postholes, poles and rails and I was no Abe Lincoln.

The first day could just as easily been measured in hours or blisters and by evening, white fingers and numb toes.

Five holes got dug and a big fire was built in the lone fireplace downstairs just outside the room with a view (gaps in the clapboard, all weathered and bare).

Somewhere around midnight, two fat and quite lazy cats wandered off as we conscripts all bundled together, a trundle, a sight in the room off the hearth, and shared in some measure a threadbare quilt of pre carbon-dating origin and a dismal future.

Arising, first stealthily and then quite miasmically, around three in the morning two things became most mightily manifest:

The fire had gone cold, the hearth was still and the cats were still trapped — under our bed.

As global warming is my witness, I shall never have a cat in my house again; and if Hell freezes over, I’ll stoke the first fire.

[Marine_Uncle]

These fuc$ing little tin bit nations in Europe are attempting to hold the world by the balls. It is time to put them all in their place. But alas... zero will only bow low to them since he is a commie bastard at heart.

[dennisw]

I’m not saying all.... But lots of these global warming scientists are really hippies who are awful at statistics and math. Look at Keith Briffa and Micheal Mann....both are hippie looking. Briffa is the tree ring scam artist and Mann authored the infamous hockey stick

Steven McIntyre is a high levels mathematician. Done work at MIT etc. He was able to home in immediately on the lazy deceitful math and statistics involved. Where underlying source data is shoehorned into global warming templates and theories

[Old Professer]

Through a mysterious set of unfortunate circumstances, my 14 year-old son came back to live with us just a few months before his 30th celebration of his initial incarnation, complete with a triple hernia obvious to the delivering physician in 1965 only umbilically.

On cursory examination he now appears quite sound, though a bit more robust in the upper ground; strangely, he’s become quite fixated on talk radio and hides in his room from the large collider outside.

I’ve tried ducking and covering but to no avail, if I could but figure where I went wrong, better minds could prevail.

If tis’ all for naught, I want my money back. :>)

[American Constitutionalist]

DUPENHAGEN !!

[browardchad]

There's lots of pretty pictures in "The Copenhagen Diagnosis of Doom." So at least we get something in return for the destruction of our economy and our children's future.

Oh, and a hide-the-decline hockey stick on Page 52!

And that cooling we all feel? It isn't happening, because the IPCC says so. The folks at CRU needn't have fretted about it, after all. /sarc

[Kimberly GG]

Follow the $$$ and the propoganda....an interesting website I came across:

http://motls.blogspot.com/search/label/climate#uds-search-results

“So far, the most interesting file I found in the “documents” directory is

pdj_grant_since1990.xls (Google preview, click)

which shows that since 1990, Phil Jones has collected staggering 13.7 million British pounds ($22.6 million) in grants. The major amounts came from HEFCE (6.6 million pounds) and NERC (2.7 million pounds). Later, we will get some idea whether he has used the money to do proper science and whether the truth and objectivity was kept as the key principle, beating a possibility to double the amount. ;-)”

also:

“There are many other interesting files in the “documents” directory. So far, people only focus on the “mail” directory but once they get bored, the “documents” will become the next focus. As an example, “TheRulesOfTheGame.pdf” explains 20 recommendations for a good propagandist - use emotions, connect your alarm with “home” not with “faraway regions”, and so on.”

[xcamel]

Bingo!!