I was just thinking this morning that I would LOVE to be able to get the newspaper again. I used to love to sit and read it over breakfast, or sit on the couch in the evening and relax and read it. Having said that, I'll be damned if I'm ever going to give a dime to any lying, filthy Marxist news organization so that they can destroy America.
So, I've adopted their ideology - private property is morally wrong, even intellectual property. Oddly enough, though, Marxist news organizations(and musicians, I notice) don't care much for it when you redirect their ideology against them.