[Infralutheran]

I’m all for large families, but I think it is important to stop when you run out of appropriate names. Voorhees? Let me guess, if the twins ever come they will be named Marilyn and Manson.

[Nea Wood]

The first two kids got such nice names...Patrick and Stephen. Then she started with the goofy names.

Well, one good thing, at age 39, she’s only got about three more years to keep trying to get pregnant, unless she gets special medical help or is really lucky.