THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed
to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
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Insertion of the implant will be performed by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.