[Lazamataz]

Okay. Where do we muster? Where’s the command and logistics structure? Which company, platoon and squad leader do we report to? Who’s the commander? Hell, who’s the squad leader?

OOO! OOO! OOO! ME! ME! ME!

I promise I won't use my position as a cool way to cruise hot chicks.

Much.

[jusduat]

You always have a unique perspective on events.

[sergeantdave]

Okay, you take the left flank. Any cool chicks you find who love you are yours, except green-eyed redheads. You need special qualifications for them, including a high school letter sweater - in football or incessant knitting.

(No coupons for Red Lobster to help to date)