This “tent” is more posh than your house. It has a dance floor and looks more like a world’s fair pavilion than a mossy oak backpacker tent from Cabalas.
Well, it's definitely not more posh than my house. But the point is, it's outside. It's frickin' cold here. It's raining. And the guests have to use portapotties. This is absurd. We have the White House to do this in; we have the State Department's Diplomatic Reception Rooms; we have other venues, if those aren't big enough. Doing it outside in November is nuts.