Not one good old American piece of meat or even chicken on the menu. How many of the attendees will rush out to McDonald’s afterwards? :)
Aw, come on. Say what you will about His Excellency Al-Hashish Field Marshmallow Dr. Barack Obama Dada, COD, RIP, LSMFT, Would-Be Life President of the Republic Formerly Known as the United States, and Chairman of the Organisation of Halfrican Unity, at least the man knows fine food.
Maybe I'd have added the option of lobster fra diavolo or chicken cordon bleu (with thigh meat, if you please, whenever I see chicken breast on a menu I think about offering the chef an irrigation line), but I'm not going to complain about a president who serves up a menu that succulent even if he is a menace to what's left of the Republic otherwise.
When you get through pissing your pants over how great Bozo is, you should realize that neither he nor his wife made the menu, the chef is in charge of that. They merely tell them what TYPE of guests they are having and the Chef takes it from there.