Three meals a day, don't have to work, free healthcare for 1 to 5 years, and don't have to pay taxes the entire time!
I'm almost looking forward to spending my golden retirement years in the slammer. It'll pry beat being on the outside and watching my country being destroyed (and paying for it too)!
Mrs. Prince of Space
Avoid Indiana.
We just cut it to two LOL
http://www.indystar.com/article/20091120/LOCAL/911200392/DOC-defends-program-reducing-lunches-at-Plainfield-prison
Frig that. You’re gonna die someday anyhow . Take one of those SOBS with you .
RE: “I’m planning on jail, myself. Think about it:
Three meals a day, don’t have to work, free healthcare for 1 to 5 years, and don’t have to pay taxes the entire time!
I’m almost looking forward to spending my golden retirement years in the slammer. It’ll pry beat being on the outside and watching my country being destroyed (and paying for it too)!”
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Agree — and So. Cal. a/c costs are horrid — mine is broken now and need new — maybe I’ll ask to be put on top of list for incarceration. Lots of reading time there I believe — I am getting behind on that.
Let’s not forget the guy in CA who asked to be put on death row. He found out you get an assured 20 years of the best accommodations in the CA prison system. By the time he’d be killed, he’d be old.
I think I choose jail too —