[The KG9 Kid]

Me and another poster here have spent the last five Novembers (at least) countering every half-assed theory and parade of misinformation regarding the JFK assassination. We should probably stop and just let goofballs with a whole ten minutes of shoddy critical thinking bolstered by pulp fiction conspiracy authors believe what they want to believe, but that's exactly how the lies have stayed alive all these years.

How long do you think you could stand refuting nonsense like "Oswald was shot by an Army sniper using an M14 rifle rechambered in 6.5 Carcano as the US Ballistics Laboratory proved beyond a shadow of a doubt" and "The witnesses at Dealey Plaza heard eleven shots" and "A motorcycle cop's radio recorded four shots, not three" and "The CIA threw JFK's casket out at sea so there would be no evidence" and "Dude, JFK's head rocked backwards. That means a shot from the front and therefore means conspiracy!" and "What about those three hobos, huh? That's pretty weird, them three hobos and stuff, huh?" and all the other baloney?

Makes me sick, so sure I'm on edge around this time of year on FR.

[Tublecane]

“What about those three hobos, huh? That’s pretty weird, them three hobos and stuff, huh?”

Not to mention the guy with the umbrella. It wasn’t even raining! That must mean he was a super-spy with poisonous darts or an “ice bullet” or something. I mean, it’s not everyday you see an umbrella near a president.

That film has been slaved over so often I’m surprised there hasn’t been a book written about what each individual blade of grass knew and when it knew it.