Hanukkah shrinks, Ramadan expands. So will Kwanzaa, I bet.
The new Christmas/Chanukah slogan at the White House:
“No more room for Jews in the inn.”
Since the “inn” was in Bethlehem, now those who can come into it are named Abbu, Hassan, Achmed, and Juan (yeah, he came across the Jordanian border with a coyote). No Jews or Christians allowed, unless you want to be dead.