[SeafoodGumbo]

The letter was submitted by Pakistani Ambassador Zamir Akram.

I shall henceforth refer to the taking of a #2 as "taking a Zamir Akram."

In use: "Man, that Tex-Mex food is doing a number on my insides. I might have to take a Zamir Akram within the next half minute.

In use: "So there the dog was taking a Zakir Akram on my yard, right in front of me, as I read the paper..."

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I hear you.
Everytime I eat a Macho Burrito from Azteca, I take a Zamir Akram’s within the hour.

[TexasRepublic]

"So there the dog was taking a Zakir Akram on my yard, right in front of me, as I read the paper..."

Very strange. My dogs take Obamas.