Move it to Chicago and hope that some of Obama’s good buds are called for jury duty.
There is no WAY I’d sit on that jury and risk my life for this political insanity knowing that some imam is going to issue a fatwah calling for the death of any flipping “infidel” jurist who votes to convict.
Being a juror would suck...you’d end up being “sentenced” to sequestration for probably around a year.