It would work for me in my current situation...
But when you inquire, you kinda get this “huh?” reaction...
I figure I am qualified...Yet no one needing this kind of service knows or understands what those qualifications are or mean...
I would definetly be able to work on muh tan...
I’m thinking one operative on each side, eight hour shifts.
Six guys is all you need. A comfy chair, an RPG launcher, a few mags of hollow points for the rifle.
These goofball pirates, from what I’ve seen, have crappy little boats, AK47s and MAYBE some grenades.
Plus, you would be about 80 feet above them.
It’d be like a cruise with target practice opportunities.
If it gets hairy, the off duty guys get rousted out.
Let’s start a company!