[Alter Kaker]

I haven’t had any use for the field of cartography since Mercator. May he burn in hell, along with his infernal projections!

[BlueDragon]

I haven’t had any use for the field of cartography since Mercator.

Simple solution: go conical. It would help if you were to move to the far North, or far South, though.

If the cartoons still didn't suit you for lookin' @, you could always use 'em for a hat... I hear it gets cold at the far ends.