[Huck]

I don’t know. Seems to me most black women are obese.

[Kenny Bunk]

Average female dress size in the US is 16-18, Dude. Our ladies are all hefty. It's true the sistas be pushing the envelope, but let's not be blaming all of this on Oprah.

But if your talking stats, it's the skinny gang-bangers who check out with lead poisoning at 18 that raise the big states mortality rates up into the unhealthy zone. I was visiting the geezer paradise of Tampa, FL two weeks ago, and they had 5 in one night! Miami? Has to be more!

Them fat ladies gonna be wailing at funerals for the youngsters for a good many years to come. Talk to your friendly nearby underwriter.