Thank you for defending our Dear Leader.
It’s just not fair that those evil conservatives pick on Obama, just because he bows to monarchs and hates to salute the flag.
He’s got a lot on his mind.
He’s not defending him. Unlike the left, we have honor, and we’re not willing to deceive others just because it suits our purpose. If you’re willing to dispense with honor, you might as well be a liberal yourself.