[The Comedian]

Maybe he's telling them to quit making those ObaMao T-shirts unless he gets a percentage.

He's making deals with China regarding our Tresury debt and the bonds the ChiComs are holding.

He's either promising to let them take over California when the Fed defaults, or assuring them that their military build up is okey-dokey with him and he won't be doing anything if they want to retake Taiwan.

I guarantee you, he's selling out some free people somewhere, and possibly all free people everywhere.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[eyedigress]

Well, you can’t kill American Exceptionalism all alone. You need the support of every other nation that wants to kill it.