But if they improve math skills, I’m going to lose the fun I have of giving a cashier $1.03 for a $0.78 purchase and watching said cashier’s little head explode.
You can’t fool me! I will pay you back $1.81.
(I grew up making change and doing bank deposits in my mom and dad’s Mom and Pop store, so maybe I can get a job if all of the fancy cash registers crash. Now where do I find the cigar box to put the receipts in?)