I was in a bar in Macau, at about 7:30 in the morning. We'd been drinking all night and this bar was still going strong. Suddenly, a fight between two Chinese hookers breaks out right in front of us. I was so psyched! What could possibly be better closer to an all-nighter than an screeching Chinese hooker fight.
Then, my stupid brother and our stupid friend jump in and try to break it up, leaving me absolutely no choice but to jump up and start punching them!
What kind of deranged lunatics break up a 7:30am Chinese hooker fight in a bar in Macau?!?!
Hurray, dead lives!! And you’re right, your friend and bro should be locked away. You were deprived of some quality entertainment.
“What kind of deranged lunatics break up a 7:30am Chinese hooker fight in a bar in Macau?!?!”
That would be.....you
We watched a pimp beat a hooker at a sleezy motel in Key West during Spring Break. One of our guys asked if we could get discounted rate because she was busted up. In hindsight, that was a really bad idea but I seem to recall that alcohol played a factor.
Hey, I paid good money for that fight!!!!
This is one of the funniest threads on FR--ever.