and when the judge asks what his employment is?
Gay model and media whore?
He will reply that he is gainfully unemployed, giving him more time to spend with the child.
If he's truthful, he'll say, "Your honor, I'm a tool and people pay to use me." But of course, he lacks the insight.
I'll cut him some brief slack because he's young, stupid and people are lying to him. But he quickly needs to grow a pair and figure out what matters in life, then slip quietly away from the public eye. A dose of shame would do the boy good. Where the hell is his daddy?