“I have a girlfriend and she does not mind what I do.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If that’s true, which is doubtful, then she’s not really your girlfriend.
Isn't that the truth! My sweet little sister-in-law, back in the day, has a megalomaniac dude in NYC convinced she is bisexual and they take every opportunity to mock us on the internet for telling her it's just wrong. We keep hoping she'll grow a conscience. Sad stuff.