Golly gum-drops. Hasan is really a swell guy if you can look past the 13 dead and 30 wounded. I mean, let's look at the big picture. He was upset that the mean ol' military - Bush's fault, naturally - that made him everything he was professionally might require him to try to help nice Muslims against evil, murdering Muslims. And so he became an evil, murdering Muslim himself.
I can't even think enough like a liberal to parody them. The author has a serious mental problem.
Bush should have never uttered ‘Axis of EVIL’. Not enough that he is the one who planned 9/11. He had to blame those poor, Islamic victims.
/s (just in case anyone thinks I am serious)