[piasa]

If you come upon your congressman's office burning one day with socialist still inside, what do you do as soon as the fire begins to subside enough fo you to apprach the door? :

A. Add green apple wood because its smoke goes well with pork

B. Add wet hickory chips because you like St. Louis style ribs

C. Add dry oak because it burns hotter than hell.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Well ya know I really like my ribs but this time I gotta go with the dry oak.

Enjoy your one term, Schraeder.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

D - nothing. let the fire burn, find congressman’s ashes..and then pee on them.