Paralyzed, eh? Maybe they should take him outside for some nice sun. And by the way, TX has some bodacious fire ants.
LOL- reminds me of my favorite SNL skit- the mock debate with Ross Perot:
"If it were up to me I'd bury him up to his neck in an ant pile. I talking Texas red ants, inch long suckers. And I'd be sittin' in the shade, sippin' my lemonade, and he'd be screaming "When am I going to die?" and I'd say "I don't know and frankly I resent the question."