[Constitutions Grandchild]

Let's all say novenas they will not find anyone in 2010 to excite them. Let's pray they find all kinds of things to occupy their minds and time come then. I want them to be absolutely absorbed in their studies and their bongs, if that's what it takes. Please, Lord, distract them, call them to their silly vain pursuits. I hope “Survivor” and “Biggest Loser” are their raison d'etre. Please.

[GnuHere]

If it takes it, I would donate some money for a Wii and some weed. Then they will be all Wii-weed up when it’s time to vote.