[Agamemnon]

Maybe in your next phone call with Him you can tell Him, but I don't think He will take that call. He and I are pretty tight and I'm pretty sure He didn't subcontract any part of His job to you.

Not "tight" enough to take Him at His word it appears. If you don't believe He has in fact subcontracted His job in this world to Christians to be His Witnesses, you are not nearly as "tight" with Him as you claim to be. If you were, you'd already know what He requires of you. The first thing he requires is that you believe Him

I won't stand in the way of your desire to be judged by Him according to Natural Law.

[Natural Law]

"I won't stand in the way of your desire to be judged by Him according to Natural Law.

You never had the ability or authority. To assume the authority of God is to take the Lord's name in vain.